Big Brother is Watching all His Dawgz!

The Fed is monitoring everything we Dawgz do and say on the web! Yeah! We can trust the Fed, right? Government is the one thing we all belong to!

Makes me wonder. All of our computers are equipped with those little cameras. Can the Fed turn on the little camera on my computer whenever it wants? Is this Dawg under surveillance now?

Hmmm!

Where and how is all this surveillance data being stored? If Big Brother is storing up tons of surveillance video from our PCs and Macs, where is he storing those mega zillions of terabytes of video data?

OK, so imagine, lowly Dawg, that you are Big Brother. You’re like God. You are everywhere. You can see and hear everything. The result… madness! How do you sort out what you want from this raging stream of crap? Some sainted programmer must create search algorithms capable of sorting through the crap.

More than likely, Big Brother will keep your (and my) data hidden away in a folder somewhere out there in the ether, as a backup just in case we need disciplining. Dawgz can be bad.

Programmer Dawgz by the hundreds must be hacking out code in warehouse cubicles located in office buildings from coast to coast. What an opportunity to make some dough! The job… figure out the most cost effective way to sort through that massive heap of data and find the relevant gems of information.

What might those gems be? If you were Big Brother, what would you most like to know about your Dawgz? What would most interest and entertain you? All of our Dawg thoughts typed into Facebook, and every click we’ve ever moused… stored out there in the vast repositories of Big Brother, our beloved Fed.

This Dawg pound is being watched.