A continuing feature of Harleys, Cars, Girls & Guitars will be the butt tattoo, those ever popular tattoos on the small of the back or the top of the buttocks of attractive women. These tattoos must add something to “doing it doggie style,” although I wouldn’t know since I’ve never been honored with that experience with a girl so tattooed.
On Sunday, the Karaoke Queen and I attended the Sawyer Motors 2005 Car Show in Saugerties, New York. We went in search of hot rod pictures, but also in search of butt tattoos.
You’d be surprised how easy it is go get these pictures. But, then, if you’ve got a butt tattoo, you probably want people to take a look, right? The charm of our first sighting, which produced the rose tattoo at the top of this posting, is the husband’s or boyfriend’s finger pulling down the top of his girl’s jean so that we could get the entire picture. Kinda kinky, huh? Notice the detail of the rose, as it climbs around the sword-like thorns. Also, notice the cell phone holstered on the girl’s waist.
The Karaoke Queen really got into the spirit of things as we drove back to Woodstock.
“There’s a girl with a really unique tattoo,” she said, as we drove down Tinker St.
We were planning on stopping at Taco Juan’s for a sorbet, so we parked and brought along the camera.
“She’s got to be along here somewhere,” the Queen said.
“She could have gone into a shop,” I replied.
As luck would have it, we found her in line at Taco Juan’s.
“Can I take a picture of your tattoo?” I asked her.
The Karaoke Queen was quite disappointed that the girl didn’t tug down her drawers so that I could get the entire picture. This tattoo, I can only describe as a sort of Roman laurel. Very classy, particularly over the camouflage pants.
After we captured this picture, we drove home along Tinker Street, turning to watch the girls who seemed likely to have butt tattoos.
“Look, I’ve already got you looking at girl’s butts,” I laughed.
The real question is, of course: When will the Karaoke Queen sit for her own butt tattoo?
I remember a girl that had a tattoo of Chinese letters that translated "Daddy's Little Girl".
Like THAT is what I want to be reminded of during an episode of rumpy pumpy?
Posted by: USELESS MAN | Thursday, November 23, 2006 at 05:19 PM