Arkansas football coach, Bobby Petrino, ditched his motorcycle yesterday, but he declined when a passerby asked him if he needed help. The reason… his very pretty mistress, Jessica Dorrell, had been riding on the back seat. Apparently, Petrino didn’t want Mrs. Petrino to find out about the mishap.
I’m not sure how Petrino expected to hide these injuries from his wife. Well… he might just have wanted to hide the mistress. Can’t blame him for that!
Ms. Dorrell is cute and a couple of decades younger than Petrino. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. She can ride on the back of my Harley any day. She’s a former college volleyball player, so I think she’s probably in good shape.
Petrino makes $3.8 million coaching Arkansas, which probably makes him a much more attractive romantic partner than me. He can afford any kind of motorcycle he wants.
I’m taking my Road King into the shop today for repairs and the spring tune-up. My speedometer broke last season, shortly before I broke my shoulder riding my bicycle. I’m replacing it with a combo speedometer/tachometer.
Petrino is now on paid administrative lead, not because he was riding with his mistress, but because he gave Dorrell a $53,000 job. He could get fired, because of his "inappropriate relationship." $3.8 million is a hell of a price to pay for a girlfriend.
Sure wish I could find one of those cute 25 year old girls to ride bitch.