I pulled up to Tail O’ the Pup in Lake Placid last Friday morning for The Nite Train Band’s three day gig. The owner greeted me with a handshake, and asked:
“You guys any good, or do I have to get out the chicken wire?”
For those of you who don’t get it, this is a reference to The Blues Brothers first movie. The boys get out of prison and head to Chicago to reform their band. Of course, you can’t just hit the stage for your breakthrough gig, so the boys find an agent who’ll book them in a dive in the stix.
The Blues Brothers is probably the best movie ever made about the realities of the music business. The agent finds a booking for the blues band… in a country and western honky tonk in downstate Illinois. This is a common practice in the music biz. Agents lie. Club owners lie. Musicians lie. Everybody lies.
So the band takes the stage and begins to play some classic blues song. The audience of rednecks and cowboys takes offense and begins to scream curses and throw beer bottles at the band. A curtain of chicken wire descends in front of the boys to protect them from the audience.
In an effort to pacify the rioting audience, the boys try to come up with a country song to play. The only one they know is the theme from Rawhide, which they proceed to play repeatedly.
The gig at The Tail O’ the Pup was fun and hilarious. We played seven hours a day for three straight days. Ken did a great job of engaging the audience. Every day, we brought in a different drummer and guitar player.
Since our audience consisted of campers and families stopping in for the BBQ, we almost always had a group of little girls, under 6 years old, dancing in front of the bandstand.
On Sunday night, the owner sat down with us and said: “You guys are the best entertainers we’ve ever had here.”
We laughed our asses off.
We‘re back at the Tail O‘ the Pup this Sunday for another marathon seven hours of jamming. Chicken wire not required.
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