President Bush’s bowel movements are in the news!
Michelle Malkin notes that “Reuters Has Bush Derangement Syndrome,” and links to a story about the prez passing a note asking permission to go to the potty.
BlameBush!, or rather one of his correspondents, has the scoop on the poop. Bush caused the flood in New Orleans when he flushed his toilet in Crawford, Texas! As reported by Bilgeman:
“Larry:
You have no appreciation of the fine art of plumbing.
Do I HAVE to spell it out for you?
Bush was in Crawford, yes?
Crawford is upstream of a Mississippi tributary, see?
Mexican food was on the menu in Crawford one night, follow?
Katrina was a coincidence.
Chimpy Bushhitler is embarrassed and takes belated responsibility...hmmmm.
It's real simple, Lar:
Dubya flushed, New Orleans was crushed.
Chimpy pulled the chain,
New Orleans felt the pain.
Bush made poo, New Orleans fulla goo.
Got it now?”
So, here’s the hard evidence at last, the evidence that Human Bacon has not been able to produce. Bush is to blame for every single death in New Orleans. Case closed.
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