What’s the Matter with Kids Today?

Among other things, they like cars that go vroom.  BlameBush! discovers this and soils his hemp undershorts.

If you don’t keep a proper secular humanist watch on them, they are likely to want to become Christians, as revealed by Citizen Smash.

Taking their money can get you in trouble, as Michelle Malkin reports. (She’s so pretty.  I keep proposing to her, and she never replies. Could it be because she’s married?)  Air America only took $500,000 from black kids, but Lashawn Barber can’t see the humor in it.  They were doing it for the kids!  And, it just keeps getting worse, as Captain’s Quarters reports, the lefties are taking money from Alzheimer’s patients!

Kids cost too much money, and Joanne Jacobs is right on it.  They always need something, don’t they?

Not to be missed is Hanoi Jane’s nostalgic return to adolescence, the great Vegetable Bus Tour of America.  Too many webloggers are on this one to list them all.  The Jawa Report provides the best posting title:  “Jane Fonda's Traitorous Threesome with Hookers.”  Wish I’d been invited!  (Well, in fact, this post is just about threesomes.  My bad.)

Interested Participant reminds us that it’s probably a bad idea to sleep with teenage boys if you are a 40 year old woman.  Yet another sex and drug party to which I wasn’t invited.

Fred provides us with his usual crotchety old fart ruminations on disciplining young men, the crazy educational establishment and the takeover of our minds “... by extragalactic flatworms?”  It makes more sense than you might think, which is usually the case with Fred.  He’s good at free association.

My kids are grown up and out the door. One daughter is a shrink, the other a school teacher.  Buried two wives in the process, one on the East Coast, another on the West Coast.

I’m thinking these days of buying a place in Mazatlan or maybe even in Thailand. You can retire like a king in Thailand with $100,000 in your pocket, or so I’m told.

Just the right place for an old chauvinist pig like... well, Shouting Thomas!