My commitment to Myrna is eternal. I will always be married to her. This spiritual bond is difficult to explain. It is not morbid. It does not mean that I cannot move on in life. Myrna was my devoted companion and my artistic partner. She will always be part of me.
Dating for a widower is mind boggling. Women I barely know want me to disavow Myrna for them. Haven’t been in the dating game for 18 years. You forget a lot. I forgot that women like to push men around. And, they think they can, because they believe they’ve got a good grip on us where it counts.
Ladies, you might as well forget those tactics with me. I don’t care whether I spend the rest of my life alone. It’s doable. Before I met Myrna, I was completely alone for two years. It’s better than wasting time on a mean, manipulative woman. I’ve got better things to do, like writing my book about Myrna.
My commitment to Myrna is not going away. The headstone for two is already in the works, and all that needs to be filled in is my date of departure. I will lie down next to Myrna again. Women don’t like to compete. Too bad. Myrna didn’t shy away from competing. I’ll wait to meet a woman who has what it takes, or I’ll stay alone. Myrna was completely devoted to me. Myrna’s pictures will always be on the wall.
Dating is an exercise in futility and madness. Divorced women want to tell me how to make relationship work, when they have obviously failed. Eternally single women want… who in the hell knows what they want? Apparently, somebody to buy them a trip to Europe. Who cares? Let somebody else foot that bill.
Bad marriage and bad relationship are worse than no woman at all. Girls, you are already through pushing me around. God, please send me a beautiful woman who can sing, and who’s got the guts to get on the back of that Harley. Ladies, if you don’t want to compete, or if the legacy of Myrna is too much for you… let's call it a day.
And, by the way, I’m also meeting some delightful women. Somewhere out there is a babe who understands my commitment to Myrna. She will, like Myrna, know that it is a spiritual duty to triumph over jealousy.